We Minus Me RV Roadie
This is a formal invitation to the most Epic Road Trip you’ve ever even thought about taking in your Entire LIFE! Imagine rollin’ down the road at the buttcrack of dawn with 9 of the coolest people you’ve ever met all crammed into one giant box with wheels and snacks…I know right…Pretty frickin’ exciting! Now take a look at your hand. No, seriously, stick your hand out and look at it…what’s missing? I’ll tell you what’…s missing…the fattest, juiciest hot dog that’s ever been grilled in history. And not only are you going to enjoy that ketchup covered pig (vegan dogs for you granolas), but you’re gonna share that dog with your Cornhole partner who happens to be one of the 50,000 other college students that we’ll be tailgating with at the NC State vs. Florida State football game. Now picture the stoked expression on some college kid’s face when you roll up and hand him a We Minus Me koozie for his preferred beverage to keep it from sweating in his hand or you give some sweet college girl a long sleeve t-shirt because the fall chill is in the air and you don’t want her to freeze…It’ll be like Christmas…except it won’t be cause you’ll be dressed in your best Bobby Light Halloween Costume. Now let’s fast forward to the next day when we’ll be making it rain We Minus Me sunglasses and stickers to all the students on campus…better grab an umbrella SON! Also, consider how excited they’ll be when you personally invite them back that night for free pizza and a chance to kick it with us around the campfire while having the greatest conversations ever spoken by anyone…grab your hot chocolate and 5hr Energy Popp-O…it’s gonna be a late one! Take a second to think about all the trick-or-treaters you had come to your house as a kid…now multiply that by 10,000! That’s how many people are going to be dressed up and roaming the streets of UNC for the biggest Halloween party in the country…and We Minus Me is gonna be there continuing to spread the love, giving out promo gear and free High-Fives all night long! From there we’ll be heading home, back to our dorms and beach condos, in our seasoned RV which like Vegas, will contain stories and memories that must stay within the confines of this rolling meat wagon…or at least under raps until the We Minus Me Snow Cone 2011 goes down this Winter!
Now if you aren’t lickin’ your chops at this point, you need to head to the closest Walmart and stick your arm in that squeezy thing at the Pharmacy to check your pulse! On a slightly more serious note, this whole weekend will have a Spiritual side to it that will far outweigh all of the fun that I just described and will have an impact on countless lives of college students that we encounter along the way. It will also greatly impact your own life and help you on your faith journey as you proceed forward through the rest of your college career and on into the “real world”.
The only drawback to this whole thing is this…and maybe I should preface this with “Here’s the Thing” because it’s so important…Due to the nature of this trip (and by nature I mean we are riding in RV’s with only so much riding and sleeping capacity), there are limited spots available and so if your down you need to let me know ASAP and get your deposit in! The cost of the trip is $125, that’s $100 to help cover the expensive mode of transportation and $25 to help contribute towards the 6 mile/gallon fuel cost we’ll incur while embarking on this epic adventure. The rest of the journey, besides your meals which can consist of peanut butter & jelly, Funions, and one of those giant Pickles-n-a-Bag for all I care, will be on We Minus Me. This is a perfect trip to invite a friend from college that has never been on something like this before and you never know, it could change their life!
Quick Detail: Leaving: Pittsburgh, PA Destination: Raleigh, NC Time: 3AM Days: October 28th – 31st Cost: $125 plus food Drama: Save it for yo Mama
